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James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I’m on my own. Q has just given me this special watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "What's so special about it? It looks normal to me"
"It uses alpha waves to talk to me," he says.
"Oh", she says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers....."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
007 taps his watch and says, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
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