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A taxi driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and the driver won’t stop staring at her in the rear view mirror. She asks him why he is staring at her, and he says-
"Well I’d like to ask you something sister, but I don’t want to offend you".
She says-
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| And what is this strange ritual...or is it just a case of "mine’s bigger than yours" |
"Well", he says, "It’s always been my fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
"Oh!" she says, "is that all, let’s see what we can do about that, but first, you have to be single and secondly, you have to be a catholic"
"Oh I’m both" he says.
"Okay then", the nun says, "pull into that alley over there". He does so and the nun fulfils his fantasy. A short time later the cabby starts to cry.
"My dear child, why are you crying?" asks the nun.
"I’m so sorry sister, I lied to you" says the cabby, "I’m really married and I’m also Jewish."
"That’s ok" says the nun, "my name’s really Kevin and I’m on the way to a fancy dress party".
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Instead it is now published as an electronic journal, and is available only on the net.
Address: www.adfa.oz.au/~awm/journal/journal.htm
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an academy award - most outstanding in its field.
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| And just in case you thought we made up the photo in our last edition-here’s another shot. - just to show it was legit.. |
A woman walks into the doctor’s surgery and says:
"Doctor, I hurt all over".
"That’s impossible" says the doctor.
"Look" she says, "When I touch my leg-ouch, it hurts, when I touch my head-ouch it hurts, when I touch my chest-ouch, it hurts-see" The doctor shakes his head, and says "You’re a natural blond aren’t you?"
The woman smiles and says, "Why yes I am, but how did you know that?"
The doctor replies: "Because your finger is broken."
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